The Telegame (Polish: Telegra) was a game hosted by Agatha in the fifth episode of the Smile Guide, How to properly telephone. The only known participants in the game other than Agatha herself is the fairly mysterious Hatshepsut who fails to answer the riddle, the answer of which was "Zbigniew the dog", but receives a consolation prize which is "the vegetable set Patricia".

The game was cut abruptly cut short with Maggie appearing and taking Agatha on a field trip.